Medical Malpractice Detective T-Shirts

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Covid Music

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Science and Coronavirus

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Flu Vaccine.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

'I had this two years ago.'

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

Criminal Germs

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

'Brain surgery, right?'

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'

'The first test was false-positive, the second test was false-negative. What are you trying to pull?'

John Snow

'I diagnosed you with THAT? Whoa! You patients really need to be more involved with your healthcare!'