Medical Malpractice Detective Prints

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Covid Music

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Science and Coronavirus

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'As for the tonsillectomy...there was a little mix-up... In other words, you now have cup size D!'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Flu Vaccine.

'I had this two years ago.'

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

Criminal Germs

'Brain surgery, right?'

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'

'The first test was false-positive, the second test was false-negative. What are you trying to pull?'

John Snow

Ebola Clinic

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'