Healthcare Detective Prints

'The first test was false-positive, the second test was false-negative. What are you trying to pull?'

You're right, Mr. Fusco. Your health insurance does cover pre-existing conditions. So, honestly, how long have you been a wolverine?

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Covid Music

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Science and Coronavirus

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

Lyme Disease Research Lab

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Flu Vaccine.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

'I had this two years ago.'

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

Criminal Germs

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'