Medical Field Fan Gifts

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

First aid in mountains

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

DIY marriage counseling.

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Surgery Instructions.

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

"How do you feel about turning over?"

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'...And when I asked my parents if I was adopted, they said 'not yet.''

"Try taking baby steps."

Sling

Flying NHS Walk-in Centre

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.