Novelty Medical Fan Gifts

Freak Accident Specialist

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'Doctors are all booked up. Nurse is busy. The best I can do is offer to type your symptoms into Google.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Medical Curiosities

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"The good news is your weight and cholesterol are stable. The bad news is the research has changed."

Sling

"See? Right there - my wedding ring."

'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

You've probably heard of "White Coat Syndrome," the phenomenon in which patients exhibit a high blood pressure level in a clinical setting, even though they don't in other settings. Well, you won't get away with that here.

"Well, your reflexes are fine."

'The bad news is you had two diseases no one in history ever had together, The good news is they canceled each other out'

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

Yes, by all means, Mr. Fusco, feel free to seek out a second opinion

Eggs Sunny Side Up.

Be In Need of Transplant Organs?

'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'

Long before Louis Pasteur's epic work, pioneer researcher Boris Zamochovich...

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

"Here's his medical directive."

Scalpel.

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

'It's worse than I thought, you've got a peanut allergy.'

Organ Exchange Bank

"I love boutique healthcare! I have a great doctor on retainer and I get this great subscription box every month!"