Novelty Medical Fan Gifts

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'Doctors are all booked up. Nurse is busy. The best I can do is offer to type your symptoms into Google.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

Medical Curiosities

Sewing Machines in Surgery

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

Sling

"The good news is your weight and cholesterol are stable. The bad news is the research has changed."

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

"Well, your reflexes are fine."

'The bad news is you had two diseases no one in history ever had together, The good news is they canceled each other out'

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

Be In Need of Transplant Organs?

'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'

Long before Louis Pasteur's epic work, pioneer researcher Boris Zamochovich...

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

"Here's his medical directive."

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

Scalpel.

'It's worse than I thought, you've got a peanut allergy.'

Organ Exchange Bank

Piggy banks - scented or unscented.