Meat Abstainer Gifts

Looking for a gift for your meat abstainer friend or loved one? Our collection features witty and charming items that honor a plant-based lifestyle. Whether it’s a hilarious mug, a comfy pillow, or a stylish t-shirt, these products are designed to bring a smile to anyone who’s proud to be meat-free. Show support and share a laugh with our creative range dedicated to those who prefer to abstain from meat but still love a good joke or meaningful gift.

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"This is the best news I've read in a long time."

"This is the best news I've read in a long time." mockup

"This is the best news I've read in a long time."

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"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!" mockup

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

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"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..." mockup

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

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'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.' mockup

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

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'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.' mockup

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

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'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.' mockup

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

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DIY Butchers

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'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.' mockup

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

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"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli." mockup

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

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'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.' mockup

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

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"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?" mockup

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

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Go Veggie...

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Eat your vegetables

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"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it." mockup

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

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'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.' mockup

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

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"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't." mockup

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

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'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.' mockup

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'

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Where 'Beef Jerky' comes from.

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"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know." mockup

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

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"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?" mockup

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

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"Butcher!"

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'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?' mockup

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

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Nightmares that Noah may have had. mockup

Nightmares that Noah may have had.

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'I used to be a vegetarian. THat's why I wear this vegetable patch.'

'I used to be a vegetarian. THat's why I wear this vegetable patch.' mockup

'I used to be a vegetarian. THat's why I wear this vegetable patch.'

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'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?' mockup

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'

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"No thanks, mom, I'm giving up broccoli for lent. Also lima beans, spinach and cauliflower!"

"No thanks, mom, I'm giving up broccoli for lent. Also lima beans, spinach and cauliflower!" mockup

"No thanks, mom, I'm giving up broccoli for lent. Also lima beans, spinach and cauliflower!"

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'How would you like your steak?' 'Big.' mockup

'How would you like your steak?' 'Big.'

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Burger Bistro: Ethics of Eating Meat mockup

Burger Bistro: Ethics of Eating Meat

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'I stand here before you with a heavy heart. There is a growing wheat intolerance in our land, and that makes my stomach turn...But get this! They say that's what we're doing to them!'

'I stand here before you with a heavy heart. There is a growing wheat intolerance in our land, and that makes my stomach turn...But get this! They say that's what we're doing to them!'

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"I told you not to mention the broccoli quiche."

"I told you not to mention the broccoli quiche." mockup

"I told you not to mention the broccoli quiche."

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"I won't eat my greens and you can't make me!"

"I won't eat my greens and you can't make me!" mockup

"I won't eat my greens and you can't make me!"

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"I hate vegetables."

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injured skier says medicinal brandy is bad

injured skier says medicinal brandy is bad mockup

injured skier says medicinal brandy is bad

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"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."

"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered." mockup

"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."

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Meat Abstainer Gifts Collection

Meat Abstainer Mugs

Looking for more ways to celebrate meat abstainers? Explore our diverse range of mugs featuring clever, humorous designs perfect for vegetarians and vegans alike.

Meat Abstainer Pillows

Add a touch of humor and personality to any room with our playful pillows designed for proud meat abstainers. Soft, stylish, and fun for any space.

Meat Abstainer Prints

Decorate with humor and style using our vibrant prints celebrating a meat-free lifestyle. Perfect for any vegetarian or vegan home or workspace.

Meat Abstainer T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt that lets meat abstainers showcase their pride and sense of humor. Stylish, comfortable, and fun—check out our collection today.