"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."
Festive Abstainer Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who’s a festive abstainer? Celebrate their unique style with thoughtful, humorous, and creatively designed gifts that honor their sobriety while keeping the holiday cheer alive. Perfect for friends, family, or colleagues embracing a drink-free lifestyle, our collection offers a playful twist on festivities—because celebrating without alcohol is just as fun! Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that cleverly showcase their journey and personality, adding a touch of whimsy to their holiday season and beyond.
'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'
"I don't believe in you!"
"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."
"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"
The Devil's advocaat.
Turkey going away for Christmas.
Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.
'No cuts in Medicare!'
"I've never hated Christmas, just people."
Happy Holidays. Egg Nog. Put a head on that eggnog. That would make it an "egg-noggin"!
"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"
Rescuing the NHS for Christmas
What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh
"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"
'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'
'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'
'Rudolph, your nose!'
'Twas the night after Christmas.
'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'
'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'
'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'
"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?
'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'
"We all have our own Christmas spirit. Mine's bourbon."
Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.
'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'
Santa Knows Where You Are
"I think climate change could be a factor in this election."
Slippery underfoot
'Mr. Humbug'
"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays."
Collateral Santa
"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."
'Nothing. Turn off the porch light.'
Festive Abstainer Gifts Collection
Festive Abstainer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs crafted for festive abstainers. Perfect for starting conversations and spreading cheer, these mugs make a thoughtful gift for sobriety advocates.
Festive Abstainer Pillows
Find cozy pillows that add a humorous touch to their living space. Designed for comfort and celebration of their choice to abstain from alcohol.
Festive Abstainer Prints
Browse vibrant prints that creatively honor their sober lifestyle. Ideal for decorating their home with a message of joy and individuality during festive seasons.
Festive Abstainer T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate the sober holiday spirit with humor and style. Great for casual gatherings and everyday wear, perfect for any festive abstainer.