Meat Abstainer T-Shirts

"This is the best news I've read in a long time."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

DIY Butchers

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

Go Veggie...

Eat your vegetables

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'

Where 'Beef Jerky' comes from.

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"Butcher!"

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

Nightmares that Noah may have had.

'I used to be a vegetarian. THat's why I wear this vegetable patch.'

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'

"No thanks, mom, I'm giving up broccoli for lent. Also lima beans, spinach and cauliflower!"

'How would you like your steak?' 'Big.'

Burger Bistro: Ethics of Eating Meat

'I stand here before you with a heavy heart. There is a growing wheat intolerance in our land, and that makes my stomach turn...But get this! They say that's what we're doing to them!'

"I told you not to mention the broccoli quiche."

"I won't eat my greens and you can't make me!"

"I hate vegetables."

injured skier says medicinal brandy is bad

"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."