Meat Abstainer Pillows

"This is the best news I've read in a long time."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

DIY Butchers

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

Go Veggie...

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

Eat your vegetables

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

Where 'Beef Jerky' comes from.

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

Don�t waste your peas! Ok! Snort! Ow! What are you doing? Not wasting my peas.

Nightmares that Noah may have had.

"Butcher!"

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'

'I used to be a vegetarian. THat's why I wear this vegetable patch.'

'How would you like your steak?' 'Big.'

Burger Bistro: Ethics of Eating Meat

'I stand here before you with a heavy heart. There is a growing wheat intolerance in our land, and that makes my stomach turn...But get this! They say that's what we're doing to them!'

"I told you not to mention the broccoli quiche."

"No thanks, mom, I'm giving up broccoli for lent. Also lima beans, spinach and cauliflower!"

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."

injured skier says medicinal brandy is bad

"I hate vegetables."