Cheese Abstainer Pillows

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Main Types of Cheese

I love Cannelloni

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

Stratigraphy

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

The worm that churned!

Cheese Pile

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Cheese Secret

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Studying String Cheese Theory

Holy Macaroni,

Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

Say cheese!

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'