Cheese Abstainer Pillows

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Main Types of Cheese

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

I love Cannelloni

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

Stratigraphy

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

The worm that churned!

Cheese Pile

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Cheese Secret

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!

Holy Macaroni,

"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Say cheese!

Studying String Cheese Theory

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

A consumer guide to cheese.