Beef Avoiders Gifts

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Eat Beef

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

"First, do no ham."

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"Too much to drink, a tattoo parlor, a dare and..."

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Man painting a cow

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

Eat your vegetables

Cattle Crossing: Choice and Prime.

Cattle barons for world domination.

"I reckon we've never met, but maybe you recognize my brother from last year's cattle drive!"

Go Veggie...

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'