Tasty Abstainer Gifts

Looking for a witty surprise for someone who prefers abstaining from alcohol but loves a good laugh? Our collection of gifts celebrates the tasty abstainer with clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that honor their choice with humor and style.

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"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it." mockup

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

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'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.' mockup

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

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'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?' mockup

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

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'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.' mockup

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

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Buffet - now glutton free.

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"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free." mockup

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

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"Sometimes, you will be asked to go days without Netflix."

"Sometimes, you will be asked to go days without Netflix." mockup

"Sometimes, you will be asked to go days without Netflix."

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"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know." mockup

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

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'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.' mockup

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

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'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.' mockup

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

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"I'm a meat and potatoes guy in a kale and tofu world."

"I'm a meat and potatoes guy in a kale and tofu world." mockup

"I'm a meat and potatoes guy in a kale and tofu world."

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'Sorry to keep asking, but are you sure you prepared mine separately?'

'Sorry to keep asking, but are you sure you prepared mine separately?' mockup

'Sorry to keep asking, but are you sure you prepared mine separately?'

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Apples and oranges

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The EU rolls back US wine imperialism. Chateau Postmoderne has undertones of angst, fragmentation and self-doubt, mixed with an intriguing gout de desespoir.

The EU rolls back US wine imperialism. Chateau Postmoderne has undertones of angst, fragmentation and self-doubt, mixed with an intriguing gout de desespoir.

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