Math Hater Gifts

Searching for a clever gift for someone who dislikes math? Our collection blends humor and attitude, perfect for expressing their feelings. Whether on a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, these gifts turn math frustration into fun and personality. Show them you get their vibe without saying a word.

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"No way am I doing maths for another seven years!"

"No way am I doing maths for another seven years!" mockup

"No way am I doing maths for another seven years!"

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"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

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"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd." mockup

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

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"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

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Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math. mockup

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

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"But everyone is befuddled by math." mockup

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

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"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle." mockup

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

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'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.' mockup

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

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Pi Ala Mode.

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'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.' mockup

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

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A Major Refresher Course is in Order. mockup

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

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"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..." mockup

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

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"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x." mockup

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

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"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel." mockup

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

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"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..." mockup

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

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'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.' mockup

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

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"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this." mockup

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

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"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life." mockup

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

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'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.' mockup

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

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'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.' mockup

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

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"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher." mockup

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

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The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class. mockup

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

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'190 divided by two...'

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Graduation Speech.

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Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective. mockup

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

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'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food." mockup

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

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"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?" mockup

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

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"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!" mockup

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

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“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.” mockup

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

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'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?' mockup

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

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Math Teacher

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"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'." mockup

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."

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"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al." mockup

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

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Math Hater Gifts Collection

Math Hater Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the math hater's vibe. Funny, witty designs that make every coffee break more enjoyable.

Math Hater Pillows

Browse our pillows with humorous sayings for the math hater. Add a touch of fun and personality to their favorite space.

Math Hater Prints

Check out our witty prints that celebrate the math skeptic in your life. Perfect for decorating with humor and attitude.

Math Hater T-Shirts

Find the ideal t-shirt for the true math skeptic. Humorous quotes and bold designs for casual wear that make their feelings clear.