Math Rejecter Gifts

"Arithmetic doesn't agree with me."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.

'Hold the Ferguson report. Ed's had enough information for the day.'

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

'Money DOES make me happy.'

Cats are not as intelligent as you think.

"My only hope is that they eventually drop math from the curriculum."

'Do I look as though I want to play Monopoly?'

'No, no, of course I think you're beautiful ... it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby pictures of you ... well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head.'

"I've discovered I don't have a head for figures."

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

'In the real world there is no such thing as algebra.'

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

'I'll tell you why math is important - it lets us count the days till school's out!'

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The dog that does the homework...

Throwing Away Music

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