Math Hater Pillows

"No way am I doing maths for another seven years!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Pi Ala Mode.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'190 divided by two...'

Graduation Speech.

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Math Teacher

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."