Math-phobe Gifts

If you have a friend or loved one who finds math intimidating or frustrating, our collection of humorous and charming items can help turn that discomfort into a chuckle. Perfect for anyone who wants to add a bit of levity to their math-mageddon moments, these gifts celebrate the quirky side of math avoidance with wit and warmth. From playful prints to humorous mugs, there's something to make any math-phobe feel understood and appreciated.

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'I'm not counting the days 'til Christmas. I don't do arithmetic unless they make me.'

'I'm not counting the days 'til Christmas. I don't do arithmetic unless they make me.' mockup

'I'm not counting the days 'til Christmas. I don't do arithmetic unless they make me.'

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'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!' mockup

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

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"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

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"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd." mockup

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

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"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

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Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math. mockup

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

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Smart Ass - Wise Ass

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"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle." mockup

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

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"But everyone is befuddled by math." mockup

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

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'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.' mockup

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

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Pi Ala Mode.

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'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.' mockup

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

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A Major Refresher Course is in Order. mockup

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

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"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..." mockup

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

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"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x." mockup

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

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New Road Signs to Watch For:

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"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel." mockup

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

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"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life." mockup

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

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'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.' mockup

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

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"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..." mockup

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

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"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this." mockup

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

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'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.' mockup

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

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The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class. mockup

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

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'Maths is fun!'

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"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher." mockup

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

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'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.' mockup

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

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'190 divided by two...'

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Graduation Speech.

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When Cells Divide

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Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective. mockup

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

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'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food." mockup

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

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'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.' mockup

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

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"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'." mockup

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."

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Math-phobe Gifts Collection

Math-phobe Mugs

Explore our range of witty math-phobe mugs that make everyday coffee breaks a little more fun and a lot more relatable.

Math-phobe Pillows

Snuggle up with our funny math-phobe pillows, adding personality and humor to any couch or bedroom.

Math-phobe Prints

Brighten their space with our charming math-phobe prints that bring a smile and a touch of wit to any room.

Math-phobe T-Shirts

Check out our humorous math-phobe t-shirts, perfect for anyone who wants to wear their love of comedy and disdain for math on their sleeve.