Math-phobic Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

Searching for a clever gift for someone who dreads math? Our collection offers funny and relatable items that poke gentle fun at math-phobia, perfect for lighthearted fans and humor lovers. Whether they're a fellow math-hater or just someone who appreciates a good laugh, these products turn math anxiety into comedy gold. Great for personal use or sharing a chuckle, our humorous gifts celebrate the quirks of math fears with warmth and wit.

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'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.' mockup

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

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'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!' mockup

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

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A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!' mockup

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

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"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex." mockup

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

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Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas. mockup

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

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'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?' mockup

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

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'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.' mockup

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

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"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math." mockup

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

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Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves. mockup

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

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'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.' mockup

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

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'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.' mockup

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

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Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.' mockup

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

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With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways. mockup

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

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'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.' mockup

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

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The geometry of everyday life

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Mobius Comic Strip.

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A Protractor.

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"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans." mockup

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

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'My husband always loves your Poisson distribution - it's something to do with being a mathematician.'

'My husband always loves your Poisson distribution - it's something to do with being a mathematician.' mockup

'My husband always loves your Poisson distribution - it's something to do with being a mathematician.'

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"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today." mockup

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

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'Everyone says 'business is business' - But has anyone ever checked the math on that?'

'Everyone says 'business is business' - But has anyone ever checked the math on that?' mockup

'Everyone says 'business is business' - But has anyone ever checked the math on that?'

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Maths Department with sum on door sign. mockup

Maths Department with sum on door sign.

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Figure of Eight

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"You know what we call a number that won't sit still?"

"You know what we call a number that won't sit still?" mockup

"You know what we call a number that won't sit still?"

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A Wrecked-angle.

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"For her birthday I bought my wife an abacus...

"For her birthday I bought my wife an abacus... mockup

"For her birthday I bought my wife an abacus...

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"Is x the wrong angle?"

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'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.' mockup

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

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School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket. mockup

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

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"How do we know this isn't a ponzi scheme?"

"How do we know this isn't a ponzi scheme?" mockup

"How do we know this isn't a ponzi scheme?"

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'...based on the premise that 6X3=47...'

'...based on the premise that 6X3=47...' mockup

'...based on the premise that 6X3=47...'

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Math-phobic Humor Enthusiasts Gifts Collection

Math-phobic Humor Enthusiasts Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for math-phobic humor enthusiasts and add some wit to every coffee break.

Math-phobic Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

Find cozy pillows that bring humor and personality to your space—perfect for math humor enthusiasts.

Math-phobic Humor Enthusiasts Prints

Decorate with prints that celebrate the funny side of math anxieties—ideal for adding personality and wit to any room.

Math-phobic Humor Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Check out our humorous t-shirts for math lovers who enjoy a good laugh about their fears and quirks.