Math Phobia Survivor Gifts

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Pi Ala Mode.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

Graduation Speech.

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

I love maths.

'By the second week of instruction all first-graders should be able to count to one.'

'Remember, a breakthrough is not a breakthrough unless you have some good P.R. for it.'

"OMG!"

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

Lesser Known Digits of Pi

"I don't ever want you taken away, son. Never get into subtraction."

Concert goers form a line to see The Mathematics.

Hypatia

"Can you draw a bunny?"