Math Struggler Gifts

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

"Dad, thanks for doing these problems for me. Now teacher knows math stupidity runs in the family."

Switch if off!

'I want to be a vet, too, but I can't pass geometry.'

"But math class is a barrier to my academic advancement."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"I've discovered I don't have a head for figures."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'But I digress...'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Pi Ala Mode.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'190 divided by two...'