Algebra Struggler Gifts

"I can't believe I scored so low on my algebra test."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

Sad businessman with sinking profits

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

Gone for Broke College

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

Modern Studying

'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

"Of course, I could be wrong."

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

Eye Opener

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

"I'd like algebra a lot more if it weren't for one thing."

"I've about had it with Math. Yesterday the teacher said that 3 and 4 made seven. . . today she said 5 and 2 did!"

"I've discovered I don't have a head for figures."

''Language' is a great invention, but I keep getting syntax errors.'

'I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. How do you expect me to remember another bloody password!?'