Math Strugglers Gifts

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Pi Ala Mode.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

Graduation Speech.

Common Core Family Therapy

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Recession mathematical equation.

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

I love maths.

'By the second week of instruction all first-graders should be able to count to one.'

'Remember, a breakthrough is not a breakthrough unless you have some good P.R. for it.'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

E=MC2, 'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

Solve for x x r 2.

Lesser Known Digits of Pi

"OMG!"

"I don't ever want you taken away, son. Never get into subtraction."