Math Strugglers Pillows

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Pi Ala Mode.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Graduation Speech.

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

'By the second week of instruction all first-graders should be able to count to one.'

I love maths.

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

'Remember, a breakthrough is not a breakthrough unless you have some good P.R. for it.'

"I don't ever want you taken away, son. Never get into subtraction."

"OMG!"

Lesser Known Digits of Pi