Arithmetic Adventurer Gifts

At the sesame street school of accountancy.

"Since the test is on fractions, I didn't think you would mind if I got a portion of them wrong."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"I've about had it with Math. Yesterday the teacher said that 3 and 4 made seven. . . today she said 5 and 2 did!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

The Life of Pi

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'190 divided by two...'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Common Core Family Therapy

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'Dad 'If Jack brought 10,000 shares at $3 and he sold 75% of them to Larry for $8 before the value went down to $2, what did Jack end up with?''

Staff Yearbook

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'