
'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'
If you know someone who loves math and enjoys spending time in cozy cafes, our collection blends these passions perfectly. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, discover items that speak to their interest in a charming and clever way. These thoughtful gifts celebrate the joy of numbers paired with the relaxing ambiance of their favorite coffee spot, making them ideal for anyone who finds comfort and inspiration in a cafe setting dedicated to mathematical curiosity.
'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'
"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."
"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."
'You've had enough!'
Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup
Mouse Sidewalk Cafe
'Careful, this used to be hot.'
Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.
"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."
"'I'm checking my answers."
'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'
Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.
'The doctor says I gotta cut back on caffeine. I'd better skip the bottomless cup of coffee today, Phyllis.'
"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."
"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."
'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'
"Sorry, I'm the Amazing People Watcher. I'm going all I can."
Rudy, how come you're not wearing the new uniform? You were serious? You seriously want me to dress like a robot? Of course I do, minion. My nightly perusal of customers' web searches indicates most of them are feeling a bit antisocial lately. They'd probably buy more coffee from a robot than a human. Oh wait ... new web searches coming in. I'm going to need you to dress like a sexy robot. Very bad man.
"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"
"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"
Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.
"We don't serve food here, we only photograph it..."
'Hey let's see what 'Aroma Lattes' is like, Jill! I've heard the coffee here IS to die for!'
Things equal to the same thing are equal to each other. That's "Euclid." Some of us call him "Mister Obvious."
"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"
"If you can safeguard this punch card for half a decade, you get a free coffee."
Awning for Customer Use Only
'Salt and pepper spray- this is a tough joint!'
"Great to be back at the 'office', just a glass of water for me, thanks."
You Lie!
Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.
"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."
"Let's see... I think we'll ignore our food, lick ourselves, then knock these flowers onto the floor."
"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee every morning... but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"
She's a latte animal.
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Add cozy charm with pillows featuring math-inspired designs. Perfect for decorating living rooms or favorite cafe reading nooks.
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Explore our range of clever t-shirts that celebrate a love for math and coffee culture. Great for casual wear and making a statement.