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'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'You've had enough!'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"'I'm checking my answers."

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'The doctor says I gotta cut back on caffeine. I'd better skip the bottomless cup of coffee today, Phyllis.'

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"Sorry, I'm the Amazing People Watcher. I'm going all I can."

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.

Awning for Customer Use Only

"If you can safeguard this punch card for half a decade, you get a free coffee."

"We don't serve food here, we only photograph it..."

'Hey let's see what 'Aroma Lattes' is like, Jill! I've heard the coffee here IS to die for!'

"Great to be back at the 'office', just a glass of water for me, thanks."

'Salt and pepper spray- this is a tough joint!'

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"

You Lie!

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee every morning... but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.

She's a latte animal.

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

"Let's see... I think we'll ignore our food, lick ourselves, then knock these flowers onto the floor."

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."