Matchday Meditator Pillows

Football prayers.

Be Healthy

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Chiller Theatre

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Stressed over time management

Why am I running?

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Tennis ball girl.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

James decided to stay in that night.

"I'm going on a retreat."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"Hoarder."

It's A Breeze

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"