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Football prayers.

Be Healthy

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Chiller Theatre

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Stressed over time management

Why am I running?

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Tennis ball girl.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

James decided to stay in that night.

"I'm going on a retreat."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"Hoarder."

It's A Breeze

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"