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Audrey M. Fishberg - Certified Financial Grief Counselor.

'Bulls and bears are my ying and yang.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Be Healthy

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Mind-Fullness

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Stressed over time management

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

'Want to make it two out of three?'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Why am I running?

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

James decided to stay in that night.

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"I'm going on a retreat."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

Free-Floating Anxiety

All we have in life is this moment...