Matchday Meditator Gifts

Football prayers.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Be Healthy

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

Chiller Theatre

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

Yoga classes door.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Stressed over time management

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Why am I running?

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Tennis ball girl.

James decided to stay in that night.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I'm going on a retreat."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Hoarder."

It's A Breeze

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

The Rugby Throw Up.