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Mortality Meditator Gifts
Looking for a meaningful gift for someone who contemplates mortality? Our Mortality Meditator collection offers witty and reflective products that encourage deep thoughts with a touch of humor. Perfect for anyone who enjoys philosophical musing or existential humor, these items are ideal for sparking conversations and adding a thoughtful element to their space. Whether it's for a thoughtful friend, a reflective partner, or a self-care enthusiast, our range is designed to resonate with those exploring life's bigger questions.
Existence 2.0
Be Healthy
"Oh, ah, sorry!"
"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"
Mind-Fullness
"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"
Yoga classes door.
Stressed over time management
Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept
"Showoff"
"I guess now's as good a time as any."
'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'
"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."
'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'
Why am I running?
"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."
A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy
"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."
'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'
James decided to stay in that night.
Free-Floating Anxiety
"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."
'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'
"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."
How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.
"I'm going on a retreat."
"Hoarder."
It's A Breeze
No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!
'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'
"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"
"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"
Mortality Meditator Gifts Collection
Mortality Meditator Mugs
Explore our collection of Mortality Meditator mugs—perfect for contemplative souls who enjoy their coffee with a side of existential humor.
Mortality Meditator Pillows
Check out our Mortality Meditator pillows—bring a little humor and reflection into their living space.
Mortality Meditator Prints
Browse our Mortality Meditator prints—artful and thought-provoking pieces for their personal space or office.
Mortality Meditator T-Shirts
Discover our Mortality Meditator T-shirts—ideal for those who like to wear their philosophical side with wit and style.