Marriage-satire-seeker Gifts

Looking for a gift for the marriage satire seeker? Find humorous and playful items that poke fun at wedding traditions and married life. These creative gifts are ideal for anyone who appreciates a little lighthearted irony about matrimony. Whether it's for a wedding, anniversary, or just a cheeky surprise, our collection brings a witty kick to celebrating love and marriage.

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"We're looking for a ceremony less drastic than marriage?"

"We're looking for a ceremony less drastic than marriage?" mockup

"We're looking for a ceremony less drastic than marriage?"

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"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

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'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.' mockup

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

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'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.' mockup

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

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As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth! mockup

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

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'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.' mockup

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

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"Yes ... no!"

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"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?" mockup

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

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'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

'There you go again...constantly snagging!' mockup

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

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The finer points of marriage.

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'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?' mockup

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

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"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year." mockup

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

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"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?" mockup

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

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'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!' mockup

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

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"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog."

"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog." mockup

"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog."

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So all is not rosy in the garden? mockup

So all is not rosy in the garden?

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"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office" mockup

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

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"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with." mockup

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

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"I never thought I'd get married again."

"I never thought I'd get married again." mockup

"I never thought I'd get married again."

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'The marriage counseling session didn't help -- she still claims she never saw me before in her life.'

'The marriage counseling session didn't help -- she still claims she never saw me before in her life.' mockup

'The marriage counseling session didn't help -- she still claims she never saw me before in her life.'

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Gender Symbols

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"Doc, she and I just don't understand each other any more...it's like we have different operating systems!"

"Doc, she and I just don't understand each other any more...it's like we have different operating systems!" mockup

"Doc, she and I just don't understand each other any more...it's like we have different operating systems!"

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Apply to marry multi-marriage failure. mockup

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

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"I married for contrast."

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'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.' mockup

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

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'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.' mockup

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

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"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate." mockup

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

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Google Translate for Marriagese

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"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."

"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'." mockup

"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."

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'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.' mockup

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

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"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family." mockup

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

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Spark Notes Wedding Vows

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"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away."

"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away." mockup

"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away."

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"What ever happened to 'Never go to bed angry'?"

"What ever happened to 'Never go to bed angry'?" mockup

"What ever happened to 'Never go to bed angry'?"

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Marriage-satire-seeker Gifts Collection

Marriage-satire-seeker Mugs

Explore our collection of funny marriage satire mugs—ideal for starting conversations and adding humor to everyday routines.

Marriage-satire-seeker Pillows

Discover humorous marriage satire pillows—great for adding a playful vibe to any living space.

Marriage-satire-seeker Prints

Browse our cheeky marriage satire prints—ideal for fans of humorous home decor with a witty twist.

Marriage-satire-seeker T-Shirts

Check out our witty marriage satire t-shirts—perfect for making a humorous statement about love and matrimony.