Map Misadventurers Gifts

'Admit it, we're lost again! Frankly, you're the worst Pilot Fish I've ever had...'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

Travellers

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

'Oops. I set my auto pilot to go to Saratoga ... New York.'

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Cupid's Arrow Misses, and Dog Falls In Love with a Man's Leg.

Lady on balcony dumps musical notes on singer.

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

I told you I lost it in the sun.

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

Heart of America or Bypass

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

'I miss my water bed.'

'Well. I gotta admit, she did say in her profile that she's an old-fashioned girl!'

Not a happy camper.

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

Painting into a corner.