Map Misadventurers Pillows

'Admit it, we're lost again! Frankly, you're the worst Pilot Fish I've ever had...'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

Travellers

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'Oops. I set my auto pilot to go to Saratoga ... New York.'

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

Heart of America or Bypass

'I miss my water bed.'

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

Painting into a corner.

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'