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"What would a competent person do?"

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

'I'm surprised you like being your own boss. I am your boss and I hate it.'

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

Go slow delegating authority. First learn how to delegate blame.

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'It's signed by the entire office. You're not too popular areound here, are you?'

Pavlov's Cat

"This is what I took away from the meeting."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

Dinosaur Group Think

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"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

A bull which has seen red.

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'Take down that stupid sign! It's giving me a headache!'

"It's our best trending merch."

"Delegation is an important attribute of being a leader, but not if you're delegating the leadership!"

'This better be important.'

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.