Office Meme Collector Pillows

Ever since the new office partitioning, Robert felt even more trapped in his dead end job,

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Friday

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Bigfoot"

'I'm surprised you like being your own boss. I am your boss and I hate it.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'And these are the projections if we stop doing silly things like paying the employees.'

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

'Twitter for goldfish.'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Pavlov's Cat

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

Dinosaur Group Think

"Time to do it in!"

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

Holiday Gifts 2020

'Before I show you where you'll be working, let me just say that some companies use money as an incentive. I use Vito here.'

'Here's a signed statement from Vince Cable saying we can get rid of underperforming employees more easily.'

Your call is important to us...

"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

A bull which has seen red.

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

"It's our best trending merch."