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What the hell is goin' on here?!

'*@#$! I just said "high quality" again.'

'I'm surprised you like being your own boss. I am your boss and I hate it.'

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

Go slow delegating authority. First learn how to delegate blame.

'Productivity is up. Lay off a couple of more employees.'

'He's a good listener, but only to the sound of his own voice.'

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

'It's signed by the entire office. You're not too popular areound here, are you?'

'And it's here, where we feel the bulk of our liquid assets are going.'

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

When Downsizing has Gone Too Far...

'This committee will have two functions - to execute my plans and to accept responsibility if they fail.'

'This better be important.'

'Fair warning, I'm in one of my 'moods'.'

"Delegation is an important attribute of being a leader, but not if you're delegating the leadership!"

'If a job's worth doing, it's worth off-shooting.'

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

'Take down that stupid sign! It's giving me a headache!'

"I am calling a meeting...I am calling it a waste of time."

Approved Debate Questions

Twitter Prison

'We need to panic until common sense returns.'

"Do you want the Boss or someone who knows what they are talking about."

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

"What would a competent person do?"

'Instead of firing me, he could have tolerated mediocrity a little longer.'

'Our efforts to be rude impersonal, overpriced and inconvenient has made us leaders in jet fuel efficiency.'

"I will of course yield to whomever agrees with me."