Business Meme Collector Gifts

What the hell is goin' on here?!

'*@#$! I just said "high quality" again.'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

'I'm surprised you like being your own boss. I am your boss and I hate it.'

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

Go slow delegating authority. First learn how to delegate blame.

'Productivity is up. Lay off a couple of more employees.'

'He's a good listener, but only to the sound of his own voice.'

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

'It's signed by the entire office. You're not too popular areound here, are you?'

'And it's here, where we feel the bulk of our liquid assets are going.'

When Downsizing has Gone Too Far...

'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

'This committee will have two functions - to execute my plans and to accept responsibility if they fail.'

A Failiure to Communicate

You're right, Jenkins. The numbers don't lie. Get me some that do.

Approved Debate Questions

'This better be important.'

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

"Delegation is an important attribute of being a leader, but not if you're delegating the leadership!"

'Take down that stupid sign! It's giving me a headache!'

'Fair warning, I'm in one of my 'moods'.'

"I am calling a meeting...I am calling it a waste of time."

'If a job's worth doing, it's worth off-shooting.'

...and this was that really cute kitty cat video on YouTube.

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

Twitter Prison

'We need to panic until common sense returns.'

"What would a competent person do?"

"Do you want the Boss or someone who knows what they are talking about."

Two Americas

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'