Managerial Meme Collector Prints

"What would a competent person do?"

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Bigfoot"

'I'm surprised you like being your own boss. I am your boss and I hate it.'

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

Go slow delegating authority. First learn how to delegate blame.

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

'Twitter for goldfish.'

'It's signed by the entire office. You're not too popular areound here, are you?'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Pavlov's Cat

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"This is what I took away from the meeting."

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

Dinosaur Group Think

'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

Holiday Gifts 2020

'Take down that stupid sign! It's giving me a headache!'

"It's our best trending merch."

"Delegation is an important attribute of being a leader, but not if you're delegating the leadership!"

A bull which has seen red.

'This better be important.'

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Approved Debate Questions

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

A Failiure to Communicate