Mammoth Memoirist Gifts

Early blogs.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

'Your night writing book, madam.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Mammoth Posing

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

"How do you think it went?!"

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Rudy, I loved your memoir. It was fascinating. The way you overcame huge odds to invent the computer. How you went on to protect us from government surveillance. You know none of it's true. The way you swore yourself to humility. People so want to believe a good story.

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

The wool club for mammoths.

Philip of Mastodon

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

You have to hunt a different one

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

Republican Mutant Mammoth

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

Mammoth hoover

"I think the lines down!"

'Hey George, check it out: Somebody's been painting us on this wall...'