Makeup Skeptics Pillows

"What's a makeup party?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Too much concealer?"

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"I don't like your application."

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Woman applying makeup

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

The US election is over.

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

New Shades 2020

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Animal cosmetic testing

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

"Honestly Xanthe. You really need to start spending more on the lipsticks you lend me."

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

A grave with an array of beauty products

Bill Jones - Bill Jones w/out makeup

'...and then one night he saw me without any makeup.'

"Yes, it was tested on rabbits and they simply adored it."

'My doctor told me these new Botox injections could be harmful.'