Mafia Detective Gifts

Kid selling his Dad's organs to a mafia boss on the internet

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Make it look like natural selection."

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

"Now that's what I call organised crime!"

'Drop him again, Louie.'

Mafia Marriage Guidance

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."