Mafia Story Fan Gifts

"As you are a fan of the Sopranos, Big Tony will turn you into one."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

He loves the water.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Gangsta wrap.

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

Musical Bad Guys: Scarface Scarlatti, Saxaphone Capone, Machine Gun Grapelli, Meanie Toscaninni, Killer Caruso....

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

The Codfather.

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."