Mafia Culture Fan Gifts

Gangsta wrap.

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

"Housekeeping?!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

He loves the water.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Fish mobsters.

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

Mafia machine gun case.

The Codfather.

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.