Mafia Enthusiasts Gifts

"Look, at least we're talking."

"Oh nothing much, a couple of bills and a final demand from the mafia."

"Who gonna be Mudda?" - Cosy Nostra

They're all guys who got whacked in here.

"I think we need to send a little 'message'. Luigi - it's time for the human head in the stable."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

He loves the water.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Gangsta wrap.

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."