Mafia Enthusiasts Prints

"Look, at least we're talking."

"Oh nothing much, a couple of bills and a final demand from the mafia."

"Who gonna be Mudda?" - Cosy Nostra

They're all guys who got whacked in here.

"I think we need to send a little 'message'. Luigi - it's time for the human head in the stable."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

Gangsta wrap.

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

"Make it look like natural selection."

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".