Mafia Buffs Prints

"Gracious me, Fat Tony doesn't whack people any more, you're merely being unfriended."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Gangsta wrap.

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

"Make it look like natural selection."

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".