Mafia Enthusiast Gifts

'And remember, make it look like and accident.'

'If you can't distinguish right from wrong, you have no business being the head of a crime family.'

"You should know by now, nobody puts the bite on me and gets away with it!"

'Looks like a classic case of too much concrete.'

Luigi's Family Floorcoverings: Carpets for all occasions.

'Hi. I'm Don.'

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'It's an old Sicilian message; pay up or we'll send a designer alligator!'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"He'd have preferred it dis way...in the meatsauce!"

"You pay your late fines or Babar breaks your pinkie."

"We still get crows, but at least he's keeping the other crime families out of the corn."

Just made

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"Listen, buddy, you'll start talkin' when Jimmy The Hand gets a hold of ya."

"We need a 'Sopranos' about C.E.O.s."

"Sir, your change."

"You wouldn't like Peanuts when he's angry."

Kappa Delta Cosa Nostra

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

He loves the water.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Gangsta wrap.

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.