Mafia Culture Gifts

'Don't worry about my husband, he stays out quite late since he started working for those Italian guys, in the black limousines.'

'Help! Miami Beach Mafiosi attack!'

It was rumoured that Santa did the occasional favour the mafia.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Gangsta wrap.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

"Now that's what I call organised crime!"

'Drop him again, Louie.'

Mafia Marriage Guidance

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

"No more last requests."