Mafia Gifts

Affectation? No, I really am having violin lessons!

"Must be one of those new Russian mobsters."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Social Club. Run, Ernie! It's the zombie mafia! Ahhh! The don of the dead!

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"Kid... You remind me so much of your Mother!"

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

He loves the water.

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Gangsta wrap.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'