Mafia Fiction Gifts

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Gangsta wrap.

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'My meeting is running a little late, Marge. Can you reheat dinner when I get home?'

Mafia machine gun case.

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

Musical Bad Guys: Scarface Scarlatti, Saxaphone Capone, Machine Gun Grapelli, Meanie Toscaninni, Killer Caruso....

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'Help! Miami Beach Mafiosi attack!'